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Forget the Lemonade

A new twist on an old saying, courtesy of Pearls Before Swine:

I think I like these endings better than the original.

Auto Repair, Redneck Style

A long time ago, I got one of those eternally-forwarded e-mails whose subject was Things You’ll Never Hear A Redneck Say. Along with “I’ll take Shakespeare for $1000, Alex.” and “I’ll have a Heineken.” was “Duct tape won’t fix that.”

Here’s an example:

P.S. Sometimes I love having a cell-phone camera.

[Listening to: “Coin-Operated Boy” by The Dresden Dolls]

Strange News Friday

A little bit of weird news to start off the weekend:

• Priests to Purify Site After Bush Visit
• Man Burns Genitals in ‘Jackass’ Stunt
• Duke Grad Builds Beer Tossing Fridge
• Cops: Groom Hit His Bride With Car

Five Years of My Life in One Comic Strip Panel

Yep, this comic strip pretty much sums up my experience in grad school…

Multitasking

For you hunters out there: Seasonshot.

Kill your game and season it at the same time. Now THAT’S multitasking. I had no idea that there was a market for such a thing, but there you go.

If Dick Cheney had only had it during his unfortunate quail-hunting trip last year. He could have literally peppered his hunting buddy.

[Listening to: “Subterranean Homesick Blues” by Bob Dylan]